Best Jokes
29 May: Top today:
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag
One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
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29 May: Waiting jokes:
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
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29 May: Puns jokes:
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
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I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it
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29 May: Hit jokes:
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
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What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
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29 May: Transport jokes:
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
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It kept getting side-tracked.
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29 May: Green jokes:
What’s green and smells like bacon?
Kermit’s finger.
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29 May: Dream jokes:
My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
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Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
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29 May: What’s the difference?:
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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29 May: Job jokes:
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
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29 May: Milk jokes:
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
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